It’s the day after Thanksgiving and folks are flocking ot the malls to spend money they don’t have to purchase gifts that their friends and families don’t need. Don’t participate in the melee. Keep yourself above the fray. Demonstrate your self-control by buying nothing today. Spend not a penny. Don’t get me wrong, generosity is noble, and charity is a key symptom of being a good person, but today isn’t the day to show how magnanimous you are. Today is when large companies gauge how much they’re going to be able to fleece the public this year, so in the interest of keeping the robber-barons on their toes, please don’t play their game.
We should just get rid of money. It’s evil.