JPL Square Lifter

Doctor X from the Jimbo Propulsion Laboratory has been hard at work since our last update. This lastest lifter features a number of design refinements, most notably the more efficient square configuration. By mounting multiple aluminum triangles in a single square frame, less support structure is necessary, reducing weight.

Again, the author is not responsible for the regrettable lack of visibly-arcing sparks. Sometimes mad science just isn’t as mad as you’d think.