Did anybody really need an NFL game to be postponed for snow to know that somebody had misplaced this country’s collective backbone? I’d like to think we all learned that at least four years ago today, when guerrilla marketing got mistaken for lite-brite terrorism.

I think today would make a great opportunity to everybody to take a deep breath, count to ten, and realize that islamist terrorists do not pose an existential threat to western civilization. Neither does the cartoon network.