Today on Nationstates.net:

While effusively praising Big Fire’s leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more “modernistic” view in the future.

The Debate
The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. “What these people fail to realize is that you know what’s best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason.”

“Perhaps the people could be given some more political freedoms,” muses your Chief of Staff, who is your sister. “Is there really such harm in allowing public discussion of ideas? We could even have a real Opposition Party. One that isn’t just full of your puppets, I mean.”

Three guesses which one I went for…