It’s that time again, time for Americans to stand up and not be counted. Get yourself off to your polling place and pretend that you matter. Throw your integrity and better judgment out the window and vote for one fool or the other. Nevermind that other candidates are better qualified, have better ideas, more faithfully represent your political and social opinions, and throw your vote away on a major party candidate that will provide us with another four years of corruption and status-quo thinking. Go now, and settle for the evil of two lessers. May the Mighty Cthulhu guide your hand in the voting booth, America, for we are truly doomed.