Category Archives: Pedantry

Those darned conservatives

A tangle of candidates

It’s game day today, with the Nevada caucuses for the Democrats and Republicans, and a primary in South Carolina for the Republicans. Frankly, the Republican side of things is where the real fun is. Sorry, Clinton and Obama, but the same old tired bickering over perceived slights to civil rights leaders just doesn’t do it for me. Nothing to get the the blood racing. Over on the other side of the aisle, however, things are nice and dicey. They’ve got a race in the first Republican stronghold state, and four candidates have a legitimate stake. Four! And the fur is flying. Is McCain the Manchurian Candidate, brainwashed by his communist Vietnamese buddies? Is Huckabee a tax & spend liberal with Christian Taliban trappings? Can Romney get a bunch of southerners to vote for a polygamist cultist? Is Fred Thompson actually a credible candidate anywhere? Hoo boy!

Throw in the fact that early Nevada results are currently showing Ron Paul coming in second, ahead of an awful lot of presumably-more-credible contenders… I may have to switch out of my “undeclared” registration just so I can get in on this come February.

Nostalgia

Three and a half years ago, a curious thing happened. A former US president passed away and his lying-in-state was televised almost continuously by the 24-hour news networks. Can’t we just leave the old Gipper dead?

Or at least stop totally misrepresenting him? He raised taxes.

Raised.

Taxes.

He raised them on California in 1967, he raised them nationally after his much-lauded 1981 cuts backfired. Particularly he raised payroll taxes, taxes that make up most of the money heading from working people — by which I mean anybody that has a job — put into the federal government, far more than they pay in income taxes or death taxes, the bugaboos of the Republican party, came from his tax increases.

Increases.

In your taxes.

That you pay.

To the government.

The goverment that’s here to help you. The government that the real President Reagan recognized had to act responsibly, as opposed to the phony, flim-flam, made-up hindsight Reagan that so many people like to look back on when they’re crafting duplicitous political rhetoric.

Simply aiming to always cut taxes, always increase military spending, never grant clemency, always cling tightly to the absolutist hard-line of your party faithful does the public a disservice. Things are more complicated than that. You can be frugal without being miserly. You can be strong without being belligerant.

Si se puede

Watching Barack Obama’s speech last night conceding New Hampshire to Hillary Clinton, I couldn’t help but think back to the big immigration rallies last year, with people massing in the streets wearing white tee-shirts, bearing U.S. and Mexican flags chanting “Sí se puede.” That is all.

Conservative

Despite its rich intellectual history, conservatism at its core is little more than the recycling of old ideas throughout time. Interesting, sure, but hardly sufficient for someone who values progress more than tradition.

Morte

Really? Conservatives want to promote old ideas and keep things the way they were? That’s kinda what “conservative” means, most concisely put as “the tendency to prefer an existing or traditional situation to change.” Yet the writer values progress over tradition. That sounds more like a diametrically-opposed world view, that of a progressive. Of course conservatism doesn’t appeal to a progressive. It’s like saying that red jelly beans don’t appeal to you because you prefer blue jelly beans. It explains nothing.

Diplomatic Shark

The Return of a Legend

Ages ago, the Internet was treated to the joys of a different kind of shark. Not quite the shark you’re used to, but a shark none the less. A Diplomatic Shark. It was a sad day when I realized that my online aquatic ambassador was offline. It was like a snarky little part of me had died.

But rejoice! For the Diplomatic Shark has returned. I don’t know when it happened (though WHOIS reports that the domain was created on March 14th), but I’m happy to see this lovable old-timey website back in circulation!

Slicing the Pie

Projected Electoral Vote Break-down

My old buddy Morte posted today about the death of the Presidential Election Reform Act. Since statehood, California has gone with a winner-takes-all approach. Given the size of California, with its 53 representatives in the House and two Senators, that’s quite a prize for whichever candidate can scratch out one more vote than any of his competitors.

The main objection I’ve heard regarding the recently-stalled proposal was that California would effectively be throwing a bundle of electoral votes to the less popular candidate. The basic underlying assumption here is that next year Californians will mostly queue up to vote for whoever the Democratic candidate is for president. Since the Presidential Election Reform Act divvies up votes by congressional district, this means that a handful of Republican ghettoes, products of decades of political gerrymandering, would yield electoral votes to whoever the Republican candidate is. This would detract from the avalanche of Californian Electors lining up to back the Democrat.

Basically what we have here is two political parties trying to decide the election before the election. Each sees the current system rigged in the Democrats’ favor this time around, and each has a strong preference in the outcome. I totally understand that and expect it. The debate over PERA was polite and restrained compared to the usual skullduggery and election fraud we normally see. What surprised me was Morte’s general take on the situation, which he described thusly:

For the record, I favor initiatives that distribute electoral votes proportionate to the popular vote, rather than by CD or winner-take-all. Of course, doing that way would make the Electoral College redundant, and why would anyone in their right mind want to make an archaic institution appear redundant?

Does this mean that he would favor a percentage of Californias 55 Electors be determined by the corresponding percentage of Californians that vote that way? In 2004, this would have resulted in 30 going to John Kerry, 25 to George W. Bush. In 2000, this would have resulted in 30 going to Al Gore, 22 going to George W. Bush, and 2 going to Ralph Nader.

Small problem: if counted by congressional district instead of by statewide proportion, Bush would have only recieved 19 electors from the Golden State in 2000. By proportion, he would have received even more. There wouldn’t have been a change in outcome in the 1996, 2000, or 2004 elections, but the Bush presidency would have had a stronger air of legitimacy. For somebody as clearly and consistently allied with the Democratic party line, my old friend appears to have strayed. Or did he?

Two alternate solutions that may better suit the delicate sensibilities of a 21st-century liberal type:

  1. Instant runoff: Let the people vote for who they really want. Rather than check a single box, rank the candidates in order of preference. If you really like that Green Party candidate but are afraid the Libertarian will win, just make sure you put your fall-back candidate into the mix. Once it has settled down to somebody having an actual majority of votes, hand the 55 electors over and congratulate the hard-fought campaigner. I bet Nader and Badnarik would have received a lot more votes had this been an option. Instant Runoff has been slowly gaining ground at the local level, and may be viable at the state level soon.
  2. National Popular Vote Interstate Compact: let the national popular vote stand as the true vote of the land. The basic concept is that if enough states agree to cast all their electoral votes to the winner of the national popular vote, the Electoral College becomes entirely redundant. Maryland, with 10 electoral votes, is the only state currently pledged to participate in this scheme. California’s attempt to join in on the pact was vetoed in 2006 by our beloved governator.

The Presidential Election Reform Act failed largely because Californians have given up on our congressional districts as being hopelessly gerrymandered. The Democrats and Republicans have constructed for themselves safe seats in the state and national legislatures. Could tying presidential election success to our congressional districts lead to a serious re-thinking of how we draw up our district boundaries? I don’t know, but it would have been interesting to see the chaos in Sacramento had this measure shown up on the ballot.

Taxing the Dead

Bring out your dead

Estate Tax / Death Tax

Both of these are referring to the same thing, but from different angles. If you have assets when you die, they are divided up according to your will, trust, or whatever the intestate defaults in your area are. The Estate Tax is applied to this lump sum of assets and capital, with a bewildering array of special cases and exemptions. Entire law firms revolve around the nuances of these taxes. Then another tax, an inheritance tax, is levied on individual beneficiaries of the estate. This varies by state, and some states just don’t have an inheritance tax at all. The basic case for the estate tax is that it is unearned income on the part of the recipient. Luminaries such as Benjamin Franklin were strongly in favor of taxing the inheritance of wealth as a hedge against the establishment of a leisure class.

The “Estate Tax” name carries with it certain connotations of opulence and draws very little sympathy at the gut level; do you feel sorry for a Rockefeller having to pay almost half of the billions he may receive from daddy to the government? Not really. A number of minimum values and exemptions make this truly an Estate Tax.

The “Death Tax” name carries the opposite connotation, that you’re being punished for having died. You earned your money and should be able to do whatever you damned well please with it. Politicians and interest groups that are firmly against the inheritance tax almost exclusively use this term, evoking images of family farms and small businesses going to ruin as government sycophants tear apart grieving families. No matter that family-owned farms have exemptions; that wouldn’t fit into the narrative.

Back to that Rockefeller example, let’s abstract it down a bit: if you were to die and leave an estate of $10,000,000 that was entirely subject to a 50% tax (it wouldn’t, but let’s keep the numbers round), you’d be leaving your beneficiaries $5,000,000. If this windfall were dumped into a 10-year treasury bond form the United States Treasury, it would yield a 3.89% return and be back up to the original sum in under 18 years, all paid for by the same general tax revenue. It’s like a snake eating its own tail, really.

As for where the money goes, well… That’s another matter entirely. As long as the government has programs that consume funds (such as a military, postal service, legislators, and so forth), it will need to raise revenue from somewhere. Getting the money from people who are doing very well strikes me as the least painful way to do this.

Please call it what it is, an estate tax. The person that had it doesn’t need it any more, and if that person’s heirs need more than a couple million dollar leg up on life to get by, shame on them.

NaNoWriMo: Week 4 Report

Judgment

Defeated.

Since my last post about the National Novel Writing Month challenge, boy did my productivity suffer. A week-long visit by out-of-town relatives, some work-related issues tying me up a bit, as well as the crushing weight of all the narrative problems I was having moving the story itself forward. I stopped updating my progress on the NaNoWriMo site after the 20th, but ended up a little past 32,000 words, at least half of which I’d probably junk if I were to go back and try to edit it.

Overall, I found the experience frustrating, humbling, and tedious at times. I found some serious shortcomings in my basic approach to the task, things that just weren’t working for me as well as I’d hoped. My respect for those who have successfully produced readable novels has certainly grown over the past thirty days.

Buy Nothing Day 2007

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Last year I messed up by letting my fuel tank run low leading up to the 24th, and got myself about 10 gallons of 87 octane, but I’m proud to report that with two and a half hours to go, I’ve managed to buy nothing on the day after Thanksgiving. Again. I hereby pat myself on the back and pass judgment on any of you who bought into the manipulation of rampant consumerism today. Next year, I challenge you to be a complete non-participant if you are able. If you get the day off from work, excellent. If you have to punch the clock to make ends meet, brown-bag it and keep your money in your wallet. Don’t buy into this bizarre Pavlovian experiment in economic thought-control.

Take it a step further and don’t encourage the pop-hipsterism that the Buy Nothing Day folks are pushing with their stickers and posters and such. Why should the sticky-backed-paper people make money off of this either?