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NaNoWriMo: Week 2 Report

Now entering the long slog

Ouch. This is getting harder. Everything was flowing for a while there. For the first 15,000 words or so, the novel was practically writing itself. Plot arcs were fleshing themselves out even as I wrote them drawing inexorably to their conclusions, side-tracking just enough to put the brakes on things when it felt like I was moving ahead too quickly. Then pow, I find my protagonist acting uncharacteristically, the supporting cast and antagonists stilted and forced and contrived, and the pace just plain feeling wrong.

My National Novel Writing Month effort has gone from freely traipsing along, piling ideas and details into a fun little mixed salad into a strained effort to pitch more manure onto a steaming compost heap. I’m 17 days in to the challenge — write a 50,000 word novel starting November 1st and ending by December 1st — and I’m in serious need of a second wind. Going by a strict average-per-day word count, I’m 4,500 words in back at the moment, a staggering deficit at my recent rate of output.

So where does this leave me? Wait for lightning to strike? Trudge onward at whatever pace I can muster? I’m not ready to call it quits, but I’m certainly developing a greater appreciation for some of my favorite fiction writers.

NaNoWriMo: Week 1 Report

Burrowowl’s word count, day-to-day

A week ago, I joined thousands of other amateurs in writing one novel in one month. This is part of National Novel Writing Month, with the challenge being to write a 50,000-word work of fiction starting November 1st and finishing by the end of November 30th.

In some ways, it’s been a breeze. I chose a simple concept that I’m tremendously comfortable with, a knight-in-shining-armor version of my son that I use as a bedtime story. As a long-time D&D player and DM, and a part-time fan of fantasy fiction like the Shannara series, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Conan, and a variety of lesser series and one-shots, I have a pretty broad set of plot hooks at my disposal to send my brave knight off on a variety of adventures.

The main problem so far has been structure and pacing. For the first sub-arc of the story, I just wasn’t sure when to make my transitions. Had the social obstacle in the village posed enough of a challenge? Had the protagonist spent enough time and effort on overcoming it? Too much? If too much, am I really going to go back and tighten it up now, what with the 1,667/words-per-day pace necessary to complete the challenge? Should I spend a couple of pages on building up a little sympathy for the bad-guy, or leave this one cut and dry? Had I sprinkled clichés on liberally enough to suit the simple, light-hearten tone I’m shooting for?

So far, so good, I suppose. I certainly have no intention at this point of showing my work to anybody before at least a first-pass edit. I’m taking the advice of veteran NaNoWriMo participants and resisting the urge to double-back and edit. November is for writing.

Mapping Spam

Trouble in Dominicana?

Cruising through Infosthetics the other day, I ran into The Whole Internet. This is a map of all 4,294,967,29 IPv4 addresses, broken down by owner, using a rather smooth image-scaling program that makes it quite navigable. Picked out in red are all the IP addresses listed in the Spamhaus XBL, in my opinion one of the more reputable blocklist clearing houses around.

My one criticism of this interface, of course, is that there’s no clear mechanism for centering on a particular IP other than manually clicking around until you find something close.

National Novel Writing Month

Not all prose is created equal.

November is National Novel Writing Month, a magical time when a young man’s thoughts turn to cranking out about 1,667 words per calendar day. The mission is simple: starting November 1st, write a 50,000 word work of fiction, finishing before December 1st. The reward is simple: the intrinsic value of having done so.

Aside from the word count and the time frame, there are no rules to get all bent out of shape over. It doesn’t have to be a great literary work. It doesn’t have to be edited. It doesn’t have to be shown to strangers or even friends. It doesn’t even have to be any good. It just has to be at least 50,000 words written in November.

Personally, I’ve got a very rough idea of the characters, settings, and stories I’d like to pound out, though I haven’t done anything formal like writing up an outline. I expect to never show the output of my 2007 NaNoWriMo effort to anybody but the automated word-counter, but who knows?

Hat tip to Logtar, whose recent post reminded me about all this.

Custom Query String 2.7 Broken in WP 2.3

It wasn’t lupus

Matt Read‘s lovely WordPress plugin that allows an admin to specify how many results are shown in a category archive, search, or index page had served me well for a while, but is presently not supported by its creator.

As a courtesy to the folks at Anime なの, I have listed this site only using the RSS feed for the Cartoons category; the other content here doesn’t have anything to do with the core theme of that aggregation site. I noticed earlier today that my most recent article regarding Sayounara Zetsubou Sensei didn’t show up on the なの, and started investigating. Turns out the RSS feeds for each of my categories was no longer being generated properly.

WordPress database error: [Table 'wp_burrowowl.wp_categories' doesn't exist]
SELECT cat_ID FROM wp_categories WHERE category_nicename = 'cartoons'

I had previously noticed that an odd error was showing up on my category pages, but since those get very little traffic (which is saying a lot for a low-traffic site like this), so I had put repairing the error at the back of my to-do list. The broken RSS feeds, on the other hand, struck me as far more interesting and hence a touch more urgent. A quick search on the web for the text of the error revealed a number of other sites afflicted by the same problem, and another search on the WordPress Forums got me just what I needed, somebody else with this issue and a work-around.

Turns out that in addition to messing up my Similar Terms plugin, which utterly broke my site, a more subtle issue had cropped up in WordPress 2.3 that changed the relationship between individual posts and the category system. This one’s a little more complicated than a simple find-replace in a text editor, so for the time being we’ll have to live with only getting 3 articles per screen, whether it’s the front page, a category archive, or search results.

Time to roll up my sleeves and dive into some more PHP, I guess.

Update:
With a little help from the Version 2.3 New Taxonomy page, I think I’ve got a real fix going. On lines 252 and 265 of Custom Query String 2.7, the now-defunct “categories” table is accessed. Switch the table to “terms” instead. There is no more “category_nicename” nor “cat_ID” these days, so replace the former with “slug” and the latter with “term_id.” The RSS feeds appear to work properly now, and both search results and category archives show more articles than the front page, as intended.

No, literally!

Literally careened off the tracks

I know it isn’t nice to pick on people about grammar when they are speaking without teleprompters and notes, but some offenses are hard to let slide. I previously poked fun at Mitt Romney for his repeated failings during a Republican forum, but now it’s Senator Joe Biden’s turn to raise the hair on the back of my neck.

I often hear people refer to something as being literally some metaphor-or-other. I understand that they are just trying to draw dramatic attention to a metaphor, that they meant figuratively, and that if they had a chance to write the same statement down they probably would have gotten it right. Senator Biden just couldn’t stop himself:

As we try desperately with a bare majority in the United States Congress to alter the course this president has set us on, a course that not figuratively [but] literally has us careening off the tracks internationally and domestically, there is one great big boulder that sits in the middle of the road: it’s Iraq.

What a travesty of a statement. What butchery of the language. In these days when the sitting President of the United States sounds like a nincompoop on a regular basis, we’re in danger of becoming numb to these kinds of shenanigans. Let’s tear this statement apart a little, shall we?
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Sparkline Graph

Thirty weeks of activity in a glance

Edward Tufte described a sparkline, a term he coined, as “data-intense, design-simple, word-sized graphics.” They have been embraced by a number of information visualization buffs, and now a sparkline graph showing the weekly activity of Burrowowl.net appears next to the search tool. With two axes and shading, the following is all conveyed in a glance:

  • Each bar’s height represents the quantity of article written to this site.
  • Each bar’s color indicates the quantity of comments, darker bars representing more discussion, lighter bars representing less. The most recent week is set in red to draw attention to it.
  • Each bar represents one week of posts.

No explicit scale is shown; all heights and colors are relative to the other data. Graphs of this sort are meant to be read and understood immediately, much like a natural word is more quickly-absorbed, understood, and put into context than an acronym or unfamiliar jargon. If you see a row of tall bars followed by a dip, it means that I was slow in posting during that period of time compared to normal. If you see a dark splot of bars amongst very light ones, those were times of more frequent discussion.

Hat tip to Information Aesthetics for calling my attention to this form of informational graphic and putting a name to them so I could look around for the proper tools, and hat tip to Sean McBride for writing the PHP that actually generates the graphic.

Currently I’m showing 26 weeks, half a year, though that may change. Sean McBride’s WordPress plugin can operate out of the box at daily, weekly, or monthly granularity, and is quite configurable.

My Favorite Copypasta

Mmm… Delicious copypasta

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?