Category Archives: Pedantry

RubyQuest

Ruby with Junkzooka

Ruby is a rabbit. She is trapped, and confronted with a series of puzzle-like challenges. Back in December, somebody calling himself “Weaver” started up a choose-your-own-adventure thread on 4chan‘s /tg/ board wherein the imageboard participants could suggest the little rabbit’s course of inquiry and action.

The first wave of puzzle challenges are resolved much as you would expect from a typical “you are stuck in a closet” point-and-click flash puzzle, but as it progresses we are exposed to the horrible imagination of Weaver, and Ruby is subjected to increasingly creepy or even horrifying situations. As one participant remarked: “Shit just got DOUBLE LOVECRAFTIAN.” By the time the second session of the Ruby story is under way, there is a seriously paranoid air to things, as shown to us through a rolling archive of message-board posts, with anonymous participants shouting each other down in exaggerated panic as to which button should be pushed next, which items should be examined in what order, and whether or not Ruby’s feminine physique is up to a particular task.

If you ever played games like Survival in New York City or the old Manhunter game by Sierra, I cannot recommend this game strongly enough. Go though the archives and agonize over the stupidity of the other players, revel in their genius, and be horribly horribly frustrated by the recommendations Weaver goes with. Also recommended if you like zombies, rabbits, or very crudely-drawn puzzles.

Looking Forward

regrets

Lots of people in various media, be it print, radio, television, or online, have seen very reflective lately. New Year’s is a good time to look back and take stock, to consider the good and bad choices we’ve made, the good and bad things that have happened to us, regrets and pleasant surprises. That’s just not me.

Rather than look back on December 31st, I prefer to look forward on January 1st. Five things I look forward to (with anticipation, dread, or both) for 2009:

  • My second kid. My lovely wife is expecting our second son in late March. So far all is looking good regarding the health of the child, but there’s nothing quite like a pregnancy to ramp up all the anticipation and anxiety of the human soul.
  • A new president. I was never happy with our current one, didn’t vote for him, but he managed to do something that Bill Clinton and Al Gore Jr. couldn’t pull off: he got me to vote for a Democrat on the top of the ticket. I suspect that Barack Obama will be much more reasonable than the right-wingers fear and the left-wingers hope. Here’s to Mike Malloy‘s feelings of “anticipointment” being fulfilled.
  • An interesting economic situation. I don’t pretend to know with any precision what the stock market, job market, or the grocery market are going to do in the next twelve months. Happily I don’t anticipate drawing down from my modest investment portfolio in the near future, and the deflation of the housing market doesn’t matter to me as I don’t intend to sell any time soon. I may buy up some index funds if the Dow dips below 8,000 again and I have a little cash, but I expect to sit this whirlwind out.
  • Lots of changes at work. My employer is going through a transformation of sorts at the moment, as we brace for the inevitable consequences of regulatory changes that have been a long time in coming, and as the technologies and customer expectations keep shifting on us.
  • Seeing what whacky hijinks Daniel will get himself into next. I swear, the world seems intent on ambushing that guy sometimes.

Merry Christmas

Crossing the Delaware

So hey, merry Christmas. Kindly refrain from bludgeoning people with the phrase. It’s well-wishing, not cultural warfare, folks. Have an awesome day, but behave yourselves.