Category Archives: Pedantry

Robot 9000

What are you doing, Dave?

I’ve had a link up to xkcd.com for several months now, having treated it merely as a frequently-funny webcomic chock-a-block with geeky goodness. I never read the xkcd blog or looked up the author; I was content to assume that whoever wrote those comics was a legitimate math nerd that spends too much time around computers. It took 4chan implementing its new /r9k/ board for me to catch on. Material like the recent article on the Laser Elevator is far and away more interesting than when the constraints of a comic-strip format come into play.

Anyhow, the folks at 4chan have implemented the Robot 9000 concept in what promises to be a mid-to-long-term replacement for /b/. I’m mildly tempted to see how many times I have to copy & paste the word “desu” into a post in order to get it past the filters, but won’t try. Aside from /b/, the various boards were topical and had rules. /b/ is non-topical and has a marked lack of rules. /r9k/ is non-topical and has automatically-enforced rules. I wonder what anon will be filling it up with a month from now? Will the attempt at forced originality help or hinder the entertainment value? Should I set up a betting pool? How many ways can you clearly communicate that somebody should do a barrel roll? So many questions…

All is Forgiven

Senator Chris Dodd

Ever feel like circumventing the 4th Amendment but were concerned that pesky class-action lawsuits might come down on your villainous ass? Fear not: congress forgives you. You can shelter under the protective wing of a legislative body that would rather cower before a blustering threat of presidential veto than stand up for your civil liberties. The American people can rest assured that their rights are vigorously defended by three co-equal branches of government that through a delicate system of checks and balances can completely prevent the application of our fundamental laws.

My Senators weren’t among them, having voted “nay” to all this nonsense, but it looks like there won’t be an opportunity for the judicial system to actually weight the facts here. I’m a bit annoyed that Senator Feinstein voted for cloture here, which essentially meant she voted to let it pass. I’d be more upset were it not for her past behavior. Happily, she isn’t seeking re-election. I’m sure if Chris Dodd were president, none of this would have been necessary.

Feb 10 Anon vs. Scientology

Well look what we have here, Anonymous actually showed up. And here I figured this was all just going to fall apart into a massive sweaty pile of failed Internets conspiracy. Don’t get me wrong, Anonymous isn’t going to take out the Scientology people. Not by a long shot. But for a loosely-knit, leaderless mob of image board junkies to get helicopters and riot police involved far exceeds my low, low expectations.

Anonymous protesting CoS in New York, New York

Police in crowd-control gear protect the CoS

Anonymous protesting CoS in London, England

Looks like nobody got nutty and started firebombing stuff, and I don’t see a bunch of mainstream press on the matter (a quick search shows some local coverage in various places, though). Lots of folks have been uploading photos to Flickr documenting their events, with the results ranging from ominously-large crowds of people in masks and fake afros to sad little hodgepodges of a couple guys with fliers.