Category Archives: Pedantry

In Soviet California…

Brick wall hits you.

Last night the Sharks played the Canucks, and today we get to see what is becoming a standby of Bay Area hockey: the opposing coach complaining about his playing comically bouncing off of Sharks defenseman Douglas Murray. The hit in question this time.

Here at 11:59 remaining in the period, Canucks forward Maxim Lapierre has posession of the puck and is in the process of passing it to a teammate as they gain entry into the Sharks’ defensive zone. Look out, little man! There’s a giant viking right there in front of you!

Here at 11:58 remaining in the period, Lapierre has passed the puck and strode forward into a massive wall of crush-you-like-a-bug. Note that Murray barely moved at all here. This is like watching a bluebird smack itself into a window. No penalty was called, nobody was injured, and a retaliatory scuffle immediately followed resulting in several good players cooling off in the penalty box.

Vancouver’s couch Alain Vigneault complained about it afterwards, adding to a chorus of condemnation from opposing teams’ head coaches that Douglas Murray fans everywhere should recognize as the praise that it truly is. Vigneault would give his left nut to have a guy that could hit like Murray and still provide reasonable defense.

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When Anonymous was fun? Protesting at train stations just doesn’t strike me as very lulzy.

Stop being helpful

No, WordPress Dashboard, it isn’t. See?

And screw you for checking. Apparently the latest version of WordPress, in addition to phoning home to make sure you have the latest version of their CMS, is also trying to keep tabs on your web browser version. The behavior repeats in Firefox, which I don’t bother to keep up-to-date, and presumably in Internet Explorer as well. Obnoxious.