IRC Leeching

From the way-back machine:

September 1, 2004

How to get files

Here on the XXXXX Inc. website we only make a handful of files available. New releases are up and ready for download shortly after they are created. However, to get older chapters, you’ll need to get into IRC and download the files that way. As this is a moderately advanced use of the internet, as far as most people are concerned, this document may be of some assistance.

This document is not geared toward any particular IRC client, though mIRC and BitchX are long-standing favorites amongst the oldtimers. Use whatever IRC client you please.

Getting started

  • Acquire and install an IRC client. Configure it however you please, but you will want to enable DCC sends.
  • Connect to irc.XXXXX.net. This is the server that the official XXXXX Inc. channel is on, and the only place we can assure you that these files will be available on. The commandline syntax for this is /server irc.XXXXX.net.
  • Join the #XXXXXinc channel. The commandline syntax for this is /join #XXXXXinc.
  • Once in the channel, you’ll be greeted by the current topic. This will typically include a listing of the group’s most recent releases.

Getting Files

  • From here you’ll have two main means of getting files. One is to take advantage of the md5 “bot.” A listing of everything on this bot is available at www.XXXXXinc.com/xdcc/.
  • The other means is through fserves (file servers). Various people run fserves with a variety of content, not all of it related to XXXXX Inc. at all.
    1. To obtain a listing of fserves available, enter !list in your chat window.
    2. You will be presented with a number of advertisements for people’s file servers. This will include the trigger for each server, and (with any luck) a description of its content. They’ll look something like the following:

      -XXXXXinc- [Fserve Active] – Triggers:[/ctcp XXXXXinc manga & /ctcp XXXXXinc other manga] – Users:[0/4] – Sends:[1/2] – Queues:[4/24] – Bytes Sent:[91.11GB] – Message:[XXXXX Inc. and #A-Z manga] – SysReset 2.53

      This advertisement is telling us that the person logged in as “mangainc” has an active fserve. It has two triggers, /ctcp XXXXXinc manga and /ctcp XXXXXinc other manga. Each of these triggers will make different files available to you. This fserve also has zero users currently connected to it out of a possible four. It is capable of sending two files simultaneously, but is currently sending one. Of twenty-four queue slots, four are currently being used (probably by the person that the server is currently sending to). The advertisement also claims that this fserve has sent 91.11GB of data, that the fserver contains XXXXX Inc. and #A-Z manga, and that it is using the SysReset2.53 fserve script.

    3. Enter the trigger of a server that looks promising, and it will initiate a separate, private chat with you.
    4. Most fserves will give you a welcome message including a list of valid commands. Typical commands include dir, cd, and get.
      • dir: This works just like the dir in MS-DOS. It will give you a listing of all the files and directory in whatever directory you are currently in. Enter dir right when you get into a fserve.
      • cd: This works just like the cd command in MS-DOS or UNIX variants. It allows you to change directories. The syntax is cd DIRECTORYNAME. Once you have issued a cd command, it may be a good idea to issue another dir command to see what is available. Tip: “cd ..” will take you back to the parent directory on almost all fserves.
      • get: This tells the fserve that you want to get a particular file. Syntax is get FILENAME. The fserve will either immediately start sending the file to you, queue it for delivery after other transfers have completed, or inform you that it cannot send you the file for some reason.
  • Once you’ve found the file you’re looking for and issued a request for it, you may want to go ahead and ask for another file. Some fserves will let you queue literally dozens of files at a time.

Caveats & Admonitions

  • Some channels have set rules of behavior. It may be to your advantage to enter !rules when you first join a channel that you’ve never been to before.
  • Stay in the channel. If you close out of the #XXXXXinc channel before you’re done downloading your files, fserve gremlins will infest your computer and haunt your dreams. Oh, and you won’t get all the files you have queued up.
  • Don’t be a nuisance. Repeatedly sending requests at a server that has all of its queue slots filled doesn’t help anything.
  • Don’t complain about slow transfer speeds. The people hosting these servers are not being compensated for their bandwidth, time, and effort. If you are downloading and not contributing back, you are a charity case.

[originally] Posted by Burrowowl at September 1, 2004 07:06 AM

Another reason we could make it

Not a sufficient or even sensible reason for California to just break off from the United States entirely, but something I realized last night: California has more teams in the NHL playoffs than Canada does. Canada has 33.3 million people, California has about 37 million. Of course, Canada has 225,000 registered minor players in Ontario compared to California’s measly 4,300.

Of the three NHL teams located in California,

  • The Ducks have 11 Canadian players
  • The Kings have 11 Canadian players
  • The Sharks have 18 Canadian players

Conversely,

  • The Duck have 0 Californian players
  • The Kings have 0 Californian players
  • The Sharks have 0 Californian players

While not as self-sufficient as Minnesota or Massachusetts at providing our own hockey players, I think California has demonstrated a more-than-adequate ability to import high-quality Canadians to supply all of our domestic puck-chasing needs.

Four More Years

Due to the 22nd Amendment to the United States Constitution, we didn’t get a chance to re-elect George W. Bush and carry on his proud stewardship of our nation. Happily, we were able to replace him with a younger, healthier, more ethnic version to carry on his legacy. Looking at a few key policy matters that factored in to my personal voting decisions back in 2008, I see a bit of a pattern forming:

Subject G.W. Bush B.H. Obama
Tax breaks for the stupendously wealthy Yes Yes
Withdrawal date for Iraq Dec 31, 2011

Maybe Later
Occupation of Afghanistan Indefinite Indefinite
Airstrikes in Pakistan 42 times About 200 times
Airstrikes in Yemen Maybe once in 2002 Yes
Airstrikes in Somalia Yes Probably
Illegal detentions in Guantanamo Bay Started it Yes
Illegal wiretapping of U.S. citizens Yes Voted for it
High-level investigation of war crimes Haha, no We don’t want to look back
Says we don’t torture Not torture, honest Not any more, honest
Bombing Libya Renewed diplomacy Dropping bombs like your moms
Can pronounce “nuclear” Nuke-u-ler Nuclear

I write this largely because of my disappointment in Mr. Obama’s speech yesterday. This man used to teach constitutional law, and now seems to think that Article 1, Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution can be delegated indefinitely and for whatever whimsical purposed the president likes, that the 4th and 6th Amendments simply do not apply to anybody, and that Article 4 doesn’t make treaties like the Geneva Accords legally binding upon the U.S. government.

Miss you yet, George? I hardly noticed you were gone.