Talk like a Pirate

[Well, blow me down!] Avast, ye scurvy web-surfin’ dogs, today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, so ye best be prepared. As ye man yer desk-jobs, perusing the web like the keyboard-lubber ye are, remember to give a big, hearty “yar” to yer matey. Hoist yer colors today, ye bilge rats, knock back a pint or two of yer best grog, and may be wind be at yer back!