Archive for July, 2007

Horrible Character Names

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Toe up!

A recent thread on 4chan’s /tg/ channel saw the emergence of a plethora of bad character names for use in RPGs. Please feel free to sprinkle these into your own campaigns:

  • Dmitri Faganella
  • Ted Vecna
  • Uncle Touchy
  • Featherhair Gayswallow the Elven Bard
  • Hue Jass
  • Sephiroth D’Urden (dual wields giant sized katanas)
  • Elrond Hubbard
  • Any combination of Dark, Raven, Blood, Wraith, and or “cool” first names
  • Any name starting with “Richard”
  • Leonard Michaelangelo
  • Rick Hackstabber
  • Anything with an apostrophe
  • Rangers named Walker
  • Big McLargehuge
  • Spanks McGee
  • Axebeard Beardaxe
  • Yuu
  • Mii
  • Kha’k Mhonglaer
  • Lon Ornemint, the Bardin’ Gnome
  • Hank
  • Flaggin Mcfloggin
  • Rollo Crotchfinger the cleric
  • Damme Strohng
  • Big Daddy Cumbuckets
  • Gilbert Michael “G.M.” sucksass
  • Pun Pun
  • Rik Ast’li
  • HUGE
  • Whatever the GM’s name is
  • Blork the Unquestable
  • Facepalm Jaypeg
  • Fi-Tor
  • Imoen
  • Jimmy Changa
  • Boleg the flatulent
  • Backstab Mctraitor
  • Stabbity Jones

Additional names that would likely be terribly disruptive are welcome!