Hi. I’m not a collector of scale models of female anime characters. I am most certainly not somebody that purchases dozens of them and then compulsively posts photographs of them. I’m not somebody who is really interested in ever doing so, even were an awful lot of disposable income and free time land in my lap.

That said, HappySoda has put together this excellent guide to help you, the novice taker-of-figurine-photos, get started. I like Haruhi Suzumiya as much as the next guy — well, maybe not as much as the guys that own dozens of 1/8 scale PVC replicas of her with removable skirts and such — but any well-executed ribbing of fanboy clichés make my day a little brighter. Well played, sir. Well played.