Comments on: Horrible Character Names

By: Burrowowl

Burrowowl — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:10:08 +0000

From the “Liches & Bitches” thread on /tg/ yesterday:

Brick Hardcheese
Flint Ironstag
Butch Deadlift
Bolt Vanderhuge
Buck Plankchest
Dirk Stonepeck
Grizzle McThornbody
Blast Thickneck
Smoke Manmuscle

By: Shamgar the Seer

Shamgar the Seer — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:47:37 +0000

Some bad ones I’ve heard over the years:

Hung Long, the monk.

Brave Sir Robin (actually, she was a female knight, so her full title was Dame Brave Sir Robin).

Haiyu Overthere, the Elven ranger.

Bob the Fighter

Plot Device Annie, the generic name we used whenever we couldn’t remember the name of the orphan, princess, peasant, etc. we were saving that session.

Haggis McGee, the Dwarven bagpipe-playin’ bard.

Those are all that I can remember, but there have been others…

By: logtar

logtar — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:54:04 +0000

JarJar Jones almost made the cut.

Fuzzy Bear.

Pwonizel The Shizel.

Lighting Rash.

Hemorroid Martinez.

Manuel Labor.

By: Burrowowl

Burrowowl — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:01:05 +0000

Ooh, Pingaliker Jones has some potential.

By: logtar

logtar — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:08:43 +0000

Jimmy Changa rocks!

Pingaliker Jones

Burrowowl

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