Orsus Zoktavir

August 20th, 2008

Orsus Zoktavir, the Butcher of Khardov

Little known facts about the Butcher of Khardov:

  • Khadoran Kommandants call him “sir.”
  • Orsus Zoktavir does not tolerate card-counting.
  • The Butcher of Khardov has a weakness for Victorian romance novels.
  • Orsus Zoktavir has a gun. No, really.
  • The Butcher has a preset kill-counter that’s stored as a 16-bit signed integer. He must be rebooted after every 32,768 Cygnarans he slays.
  • Due to his Suio-Ryu fighting style, The Butcher’s wave-slicing stroke is unbeatable when in the water.
  • Orsus Zoktavir is a vegetarian.

One Response to “Orsus Zoktavir”

  1. chunkbot Says:

    He’s not a vagatarian?

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