It falls on me, as part of my job, to field DMCA complaints from time to time on behalf of customers that may or may not have been using their connections to download and share pirated software, videos, and such. While I totally understand that intellectual property is Serious Business, but when you’re hiring a firm to protect your rights to Young Tight Latinas 12, wouldn’t they look more credible if they weren’t based in a town named Cream Ridge?
Infringement Source: eDonkey Infringement Timestamp: 2009-06-09 03:50:00 PST Infringers IP Address: XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX Infringers Port: 33241 Infringement Title: Young Tight Latinas 12 Infringement Filename: Young.Tight.Latinas.12.CD2.[XXX].[Latinas].[Sexoypelis.COM].avi Infringement Hash: 3E554F0E5EB855AD9C6FF1A344220A77 You were informed in the notice that your infringing activity violated the U.S. Copyright Act, 17 U.S.C. 106, and that, as a result of the infringement, you may be held liable for monetary damages, attorney's fees and court costs incurred as a result of any action that is commenced against you. You also were offered the opportunity to settle the matter but, as of the original transmission date of this correspondence, you have failed to do so. Therefore, this correspondence shall serve as our second and final notice to you in regards to your infringement of the copyright referenced above, and shall incorporate all the information contained in our original notice to you. You have ten (10) calendar days from the date of this correspondence to access the settlement offer listed below and settle online. If you fail to respond or settle within the prescribed time period, we will refer this matter to our attorneys for legal action. At that point the original settlement will no longer be an option and the amount will increase as a result of us having to involve our attorneys. Nothing contained or omitted from this correspondence is, or shall be deemed to be either a full statement of the facts or applicable law, an admission of any fact, or waiver or limitation of any of the RLD DISTRIBUTION LLC's rights or remedies, all of which are specifically retained and reserved. The information in this notice is accurate. We have a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of herein is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or by operation of law. We swear under penalty of perjury, that we are authorized to act on behalf of RLD DISTRIBUTION LLC. To access your settlement offer please copy and paste the address below into a browser and follow the instructions: https://www.videoprotectionalliance.com/?n_id=AB-XXXXXX Password: XXXXXX Regards, Bonnie Gadsby Copyright Enforcement Agent Video Protection Alliance Services, LLC PO Box 322 Cream Ridge, NJ 08514-0322 United States +1-866-251-2631
Then again, maybe folks in New Jersey just have a healthier sense of humor than I do.