Awesome Tactics, Bro
Sunday, June 7th, 2009
- Think before negotiating: If you fire at them with everything you have, could you remove the need to negotiate?
- If negotiation is a necessity, think while doing so: what is the best way to cleave the enemy ambassadors in twain?
- If all else fails, fighting is always the answer.
- If fighting fails, you are not fighting hard enough.
- If you are not fighting hard enough, fight louder.
- The best approach is always from the front.
- If the enemy has left their flanks open, feint and then attack from the front.
- If the front is heavily defended, they are expecting a flank attack. Attack from the front.
- If their flanks and front is both heavily defended but they are vulnerable to an aerial strike, distract them with aerial bombardment and then attack from the front.
- If attacking from the front does not work, you are not fighting hard enough. See point 5.
- If attacking from the front is still not working, you’re obviously not attacking their front! See point 6.
- If there is no possibility for victory, attack from the front as furiously and loudly as possible. Remember: the greater the defeat, the greater the moral victory.
Diplomacy is over-rated.



