Category Archives: DnD

CollegePunk?

My buddy Chunkbot, aka Obyn the cleric in my D&D game, has been contemplating a Cyberpunk game for a while. It has run through a number of conceptual phases, ranging from a Cowboy Bebopish space opera using modified deep space rules from R. Talsorian’s orbital suplements to Delta Green-styled horrific near-future sleuthing.

He has called upon his fellow D&D players to start generating characters now, with the stated premise being a near-future (2009AD) sans-cyber Cyberpunk campaign revolving around a group of UC Davis students working their way through college pulling night shifts with a future-noir Pinkerton Security outfit. We expect Pinkerton to have returned to its union-busting roots in a post-energy-crisis near future.

Our RPG group, which has met weekly for about five years now with a rather low churn-rate of players, has developed an internal reputation for irrationally making situations more violent than necessary. Our first Cyberpunk game together resulted in a rather ugly massacre at a Starbucks coffee joint. Chunkbot has made ominous references to making sure that such behavior is immediately and unmistakably discouraged. I project a 50% casualty rate amongst PCs during the first two sessions of play.

Epic Fun

Ok, so it’s a Sunday. Jared & I are geeking out over Dungeons & Dragons crap, and something rather funny occurs to us.

The Hecatonchires (the baddest non-dragon critter in TSR’s Epic Level Handbook) is killable in one shot by a dude with a whip.

Yep, a dude with a whip. Or even a dude with a shuriken. Regardless of 60/+12 damage reduction, all manner of immunities, and an ungodly number of hit points, a lvl57ish Ranger with Abominations as a favored enemy and a handy “kill on crit” epic feat (the name escapes me at the moment), and a couple of other mild advantages can whack a hecatonchires in one shot.

Throw in Improved Crit and a keen weapon and there’s a significant chance that the critter will need to roll a fortitude save at +39 against a difficulty of 38 plus the Ranger’s Wisdom bonus. Egads, a chance in hell for a whip-wielding mortal to kill a cr57 baddie with a whip… Will wonders never cease?