A Special Announcement

Monster Zero

The Monster is Zero. Monster Zero periodnd all units to take defensive position. What is Monster Zero? Monster Zero is the reason we cannot live on the surface but must forever live underground like this. I will show you Monster Zero. Hey look its King Ghidorah! On earth you gave this terrifying monster the name of Ghidorah. Everything is numbered here. The Monster is Zero. Pay head to my warning. The entire human race will perish from the Earth. Where the monster Ghidorah passes unacclaiming ruins are left. So now you’re convinced that we’re from outer space. It would be a bad situation if that creature came to Earth. It’s worse. He has arrived. How could that possibly be and why?! What is it? What is it? My lovely lady it’s Ghidorah! Ghidorah the space monster!

It is very likely that one or more of you know this individual. Someone who’s experienced with access with select biological agents with the knowledge or expertise to produce a deadly product. Someone who works in isolation. A killer who may have used all powers in the laboratory to produce Ghidorah. I do call myself an expert but I’m sorry to tell you I’ve never seen King Ghidorah. Not even on live science. I’m very sorry young man but I can’t talk to you anymore.

Evacuate the streets when King Ghidorah is in your area. It’s King Ghidorah. King Ghidorah. King Ghidorah will destroy the whole country. But why? Why King Ghidorah? He’s not from the Earth. What happened? Ghidorah is a space monster. I will get in touch with him. When you feel like giving up. Remain where you are.

Next Big Thing

It’s innovative because we say it is. Honest.

Rio, iPod, Zune

1998, Digital Networks North America releases the Rio, a portable MP3 player that can compete with products like the Sony Walkman. 2001, Apple Computer releases the iPod, a revolutionary personal electronics gizmo that lets you listen to your music library on the go. In 2006, Microsoft releases the Zune and is labeled a copycat.

Treo, iPhone

November, 2003: Palm introduces a phone / music player / internet gadget Treo. January, 2007: Apple unveils the revolutionary phone / music player / internet gadget iPhone. Looks like the Apple learning curve has grown from 3 years to 4.

I’m reasonably sure that it’ll be user-friendly and the touch-screen interface has some gee-whiz factor to it, but for a similar price (about $600), I could get a blu-ray high-def DVD player that runs cutting-edge videogames and has a variety of other techie uses (they call it a PS3). Color me unimpressed. Also, I wonder if the new iPhone’s face plate scratches as easily as the free iPod I got a year ago?

Freedom vs. Liberty vs. Anonymous

Some /b/tard getting banned

A lot of people like to talk about freedom. They like to hold it forth as an ideal, particularly in regards to topics like speech, association, religion, sexual preference, and so forth. Some even go so far as to criticize others for infringing upon their freedom of speech when they themselves are criticized. Recently, a spat between the likes of 7chan, Hal Turner, and some dude have brought the importance of the concept of liberty to the forefront of my thoughts.

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Browsers re-writing code

There’s a song on Sesame Street, which I watch several times a week with my son, that goes something like this:

One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
Can you tell with thing is not like the others
By the time I finish this song?

I was reminded of this when I realized that an administrative function I added to Shimmie wasn’t working properly in Opera or Internet Explorer. I still use Firefox as my primary browser both at work and at home, so while this administrative widget was under development I used Firefox for testing and debugging purposes. The HTML involved was simple, with no CSS vagaries or complicated manipulations of the box model, so it shouldn’t have been necessary to rigorously pore through the myriad browser options.

How naive of me.
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Vista Spending

Projected spending breakdown

Microsoft hired IDC to produce some forecasts (PDF) regarding the economic impact that Windows Vista is going to have on the US economy (other studies have been done for other areas, such as the EU, but I’m in California, so I’ll stick with a more local scope). One impressive-sounding datapoint: for every dollar of revenue spent on Microsoft Vista, eighteen dollars will be spent elsewhere in the “Microsoft ecosystem,” creating a great benefit to the economy.

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Speed Grapher

Speed Grapher

A title that I picked up some time after its initial airing, Speed Grapher strikes me as one of the better titles of 2005. I understand that Funimation has the rights to release it in the United States now, and I wonder what they’ve done to it. Speed Grapher has some rather adult themes to it, the story featuring the debauched behavior of a perverted upper-class in a dark future where anything can be bought. A photo-journalist named Saiga uncovers a secretive night club that caters to the most depraved of fetishes, and find himself trapped in a web of intrigue, murder, and crazy science-fiction superpowers.

The opening theme music, appropriately, is Duran Duran’s “Girls on Film,” making this one of the few animated series whose opening credits I’m willing to sit through. Alas, I cannot go into much about the particulars of the story without spoiling it, but the pacing of Speed Grapher is largely a simple “bad guy of the week” episodic chase show, with big bad villains trying to foil our intrepid heroes. Enemies lurk around every corner, and seemingly all-knowing arch-villains maneuver towards unknown ends that are somehow threatened by Saiga’s activities.

As the show progresses, it breaks a bit from the Dragonball / Bleach / One Piece formula of ever-more-dangerous opponents appearing over and over again and develops into a relatively sophisticated look into man’s cruelty towards man and the selfish pursuits that cause us to hurt each other. The writers seek at time to shock the audience with character that have truly abominable motivations (e.g. one character has been building a body out of the body parts of beautiful poor people), sometimes to the point of being insulting, but it is important to establish and affirm the wickedness of the antagonists from time to time.

The production value is generally excellent, though Studio Gonzo‘s signature inconsistency is present, the story is interesting and several of the characters appealing. I strongly suspect they could have told the story in half as many episodes, as there is a fair amount of filler in the middle of the twenty-four episode run. If you’re interested in some tough-guy action, a lot of violence, and some truly dastardly bad-guys, I highly recommend it. B- overall.

Vista Logos

Windows Vista

Sometimes I really wonder how it is that Apple hasn’t kicked Microsoft‘s butt up and down the marketplace by now. Witness these ever-so-useful logos intended to help hardware shoppers make the right decisions. Together they’re a coup of non-helpful graphic design cloaked in uninformative marketing noise.
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Drowning

The sea can be a harsh mistress

Only a handful of times since the advent of Dungeons & Dragons 3.0 have I had the occasion to drown a player character. I’ve been playing in or running D&D games nearly-continuously since the release of the d20 rule set, and it simply doesn’t come up that often. When it has, it has been frustrating, especially the v3.5 version.

Drowning should be a harrowing situation. The very air you need to survive is denied you as you struggle to surface, yet the rules as written make it a cakewalk in all but the most extraordinary circumstances.
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Shimmie

A look at my Shimmie install

As much fun as it can be to sift through sites like 4chan or Wakachan for amusing pictures, image boards of this nature tend to have storage issues. To address this, they don’t keep content available for very long. This is where sites like Danbooru come into play. Alas, sending a friend or coworker to any of these sites is likely to result in the viewing of some “not safe for work” content, and lead to embarrassment for everybody involved.

I noticed that the Danbooru back-end is publicly available, and figured I’d give it a whirl. Alas, it requires PostgreSQL. Apparently, installing PostgreSQL successfully requires a great deal of skill, the blood of an unspotted lamb, and the patience of Job. Having none of the above, I looked around to see if somebody had modified or extended Danbooru to use MySQL instead. No luck there, but I did find Shimmie, which was written by somebody also suffering PostgreSQL-traumatic stress disorder.

Shimmie doesn’t have all the features of Danbooru (like a built-in wiki, comment board, and so forth), but those weren’t germane to the core purpose of an image gallery. I installed it, uploaded a few files, and started wrenching on the code a bit. The resulting code isn’t terribly pretty (as I’m not a programmer by trade nor hobby), but the site itself has a semblance of functionality. You can find it at burrowowl.net/shimmie/ for now.

Thanks to Shish for doing 99.42% of the ground work on this.